「帝國進行曲(The Imperial March)」的音樂揚起，遠遠的兩艘太空船自上方飛馳而過，這是「星際大戰」完結篇「星際大戰三部曲：西斯大帝的復仇」的演出嗎？喔，不，怎麼有一個長相像人的黃瓜出現呢？呵呵，沒錯，這不是正版的「星際大戰」，而是一齣仿「星際大戰---絕地大反攻」故事情節改編的「星際大戰超市篇—有機食品之絕地大反攻(Store Wars: The Organic Rebellion)」，是由Free Range Graphics製作，裡面的角色，是超市中我們常看到的食品改扮的，而故事情節則是一場有機農產品與化學肥料生產的農產品之戰。
"Not so long ago in a supermarket not so far away..."
Obi-Wan Canoli VO: These are dark times, young Cuke. 天行者路克---由小黃瓜cucumber扮裝而成。絕地武士歐比王(Obi-Wan) ---由甜酥卷(cannoli)扮裝而成。 Obi: For over a thousand generations, organic food like us lived in harmony with the ways of The Farm. Cuke: The Farm? 原力Force的諧音 Obi: Yes Cuke, The Farm is what gives us our power. It's a kind of "field" that creates all edible things. But, alas, the market has been taken over by ... the Dark Side of the Farm.
An empire of pollution and pesticides has ruthlessly conquered the market, nearly wiping out our organic birthright with unsustainable, short-sighted practices like genetic engineering ... irradiation ... and massive chemical pesticide use. Seduced by artificially lower prices, people don’t even want to know where their food comes from. The true ways of The Farm are now almost forgotten. Obi VO: But there is a new hope. Obi VO: A growing resistance called the Organic Rebellion is fighting back. C3-Peanut: Tofu-D2 where are you? 機器人C3PO---由花生罐peanut扮裝而成。機器人R2D2---由豆腐tofu扮裝而成。 Obi VO: You must learn the ways of the Farm if you are to join the rebellion, and rescue Princess Lettuce. Princess Lettuce: Help me, Obi-Wan Canoli, you're my only hope! 莉亞公主---由萵苣lettuce扮裝而成，頭髮部分則是由甜甜圈裝飾而成。 Obi VO: Of course, you will need friends to help you along the way.
Ham : I’m Ham Solo. Captain of the Millennium Scallion. I hear your lookin' for passage to the Organic system? 韓索羅---由火腿ham扮演 Obi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship. Ham: Sure is, and I’ve got the best co-pilot in the produce section, Chewbroccoli! 丘巴卡--由花椰菜broccoli扮演 Obi VO: There will be many dangers. Cuke: Watch out for those Thai fighters! 鈦戰機---由泰式辣醬扮演 Ham: I see em, I see em! Cuke: Quick! They're heading for that small moon! Obi: That's no moon ... that's a Melon! All: The Death Melon!!! 死星---由哈密瓜melon扮演 Obi: That giant fruit threatens us all. Lettuce: A little tall for an egg, aren't you? 帝國風暴兵---由雞蛋egg扮演 Cuke : Oh, the uniform! I'm Cuke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you! I''m here with Obi Wan Canoli . Come on! Princess Lettuce: For luck. Obi VO: Your path will not be easy… Obi VO: …for you must confront the evil lord of the Dark Side – Darth Tader 達斯維德---由馬鈴薯potato扮演 Obi VO: Tader was once a pupil of mine, before he turned to Dark Side of the Farm. He's now more chemical than vegetable, twisted and evil. He betrayed and murdered your father, Organakin Skywalker. Cuke: Ahhhh!!! Tater: Obi Wan never told you about your father. Cuke: He told me enough ... he told me you killed him! Tater: No ... I am your father. Cuke: That's really impossible! 嗯...馬鈴薯應該不會生出小黃瓜~XD Tater: Search your peelings, Cuke, you know it to be true! Join me, and together we can rule the supermarket as father and son! Cuke: Noooo, I'll never join you!
Obi VO: Learn about the Farm Cuke, help the Rebels expose the Dark Side’s technological short cuts and their true costs. We must win this battle! Obi VO: Use the Farm Cuke! Stretch out with your peelings! Obi: It is up to you, Cuke. You're the rebels last hope. Isn't that right, Yogurt? 尤達---由優格yogurt扮演 Yogurt: Strong with The Farm is he. But our last hope, Cuke is not. There is another ... [Yogurt points his cane at the screen] ... you! Yogurt: When the market you visit, you can keep your family and your planet safe from the Dark Side by choosing organic. All: May the Farm Be With You -- Always!
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