玩樂天堂 pockyland

標題: 星際大戰超市篇~有機食品之絕地大反攻~ [打印本頁]

作者: jedskywalker    時間: 2010-5-9 23:24
標題: 星際大戰超市篇~有機食品之絕地大反攻~
[youtube]hVrIyEu6h_E[/youtube]

來源→http://www.vegtomato.org/issue15/traditional/veg_special_report15.htm





「帝國進行曲(The Imperial March)」的音樂揚起,遠遠的兩艘太空船自上方飛馳而過,這是「星際大戰」完結篇「星際大戰三部曲:西斯大帝的復仇」的演出嗎?喔,不,怎麼有一個長相像人的黃瓜出現呢?呵呵,沒錯,這不是正版的「星際大戰」,而是一齣仿「星際大戰---絕地大反攻」故事情節改編的「星際大戰超市篇—有機食品之絕地大反攻(Store Wars: The Organic Rebellion)」,是由Free Range Graphics製作,裡面的角色,是超市中我們常看到的食品改扮的,而故事情節則是一場有機農產品與化學肥料生產的農產品之戰。

這齣「超市版」的「星際大戰」中的角色裝扮雖然很逗趣,但故事的訴求卻深具意義。

對現代人說,大型超市裡從一般日用品到蔬菜水果應有盡有,提供現代人許多便利與多樣的選擇,然而在這些產品中卻隱藏許多對健康與環境污染的問題,以這齣五分鐘的短片所訴求的目標而言,非有機食品通常仰賴大量的化學肥料、農藥、生長調節劑、殺草劑、殺菌劑、生長荷爾蒙和抗生素等,這些有害成份一旦未做適當的處理與清潔,吃進身體裡面,往往是引發氣喘甚至癌症的因素之一,甚至破壞整個生態環境,一些研究也顯示有機橘子中的維他命C含量比非有機橘子高出30%,有機蔬果在口味上也比非有機蔬果甘甜。當然有機產品的生產成本平均比傳統農產品要高出許多,然而相對的卻減少許多醫療上的花費,因此您是選擇比較貴的有機農產品呢?還是傳統的非有機農產品呢?最後可能要您自己做智慧的選擇了。


以下對話的部分我全複製貼上上來, 以便在後面做中文的一些說明~

"Not so long ago in a supermarket not so far away..."
Obi-Wan Canoli VO: These are dark times, young Cuke. 天行者路克---由小黃瓜cucumber扮裝而成。絕地武士歐比王(Obi-Wan) ---由甜酥卷(cannoli)扮裝而成。
Obi:  For over a thousand generations, organic food like us lived in harmony with the ways of The Farm.
Cuke:  The Farm? 原力Force的諧音
Obi:  Yes Cuke, The Farm is what gives us our power. It's a kind of "field" that creates all edible things. But, alas, the market has been taken over by ... the Dark Side of the Farm.
An empire of pollution and pesticides has ruthlessly conquered the market, nearly wiping out our organic birthright with unsustainable, short-sighted practices like genetic engineering ... irradiation ... and massive chemical pesticide use. Seduced by artificially lower prices, people don’t even want to know where their food comes from. The true ways of The Farm are now almost forgotten.
Obi VO:  But there is a new hope.
Obi VO:  A growing resistance called the Organic Rebellion is fighting back.
C3-Peanut: Tofu-D2 where are you? 機器人C3PO---由花生罐peanut扮裝而成。機器人R2D2---由豆腐tofu扮裝而成。
Obi VO:  You must learn the ways of the Farm if you are to join the rebellion, and rescue Princess Lettuce.
Princess Lettuce:  Help me, Obi-Wan Canoli, you're my only hope! 莉亞公主---由萵苣lettuce扮裝而成,頭髮部分則是由甜甜圈裝飾而成。
Obi VO: Of course, you will need friends to help you along the way.





Ham :  I’m Ham Solo. Captain of the Millennium Scallion. I hear your lookin' for passage to the Organic system? 韓索羅---由火腿ham扮演
Obi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Ham: Sure is, and I’ve got the best co-pilot in the produce section, Chewbroccoli! 丘巴卡--由花椰菜broccoli扮演
Obi VO:  There will be many dangers.
Cuke:  Watch out for those Thai fighters! 鈦戰機---由泰式辣醬扮演
Ham:  I see em, I see em!
Cuke:  Quick! They're heading for that small moon!
Obi: That's no moon ... that's a Melon!
All:  The Death Melon!!! 死星---由哈密瓜melon扮演
Obi: That giant fruit threatens us all.
Lettuce:  A little tall for an egg, aren't you? 帝國風暴兵---由雞蛋egg扮演
Cuke : Oh, the uniform! I'm Cuke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you! I''m here with Obi Wan Canoli . Come on!
Princess Lettuce: For luck.
Obi VO: Your path will not be easy…
Obi VO: …for you must confront the evil lord of the Dark Side – Darth Tader 達斯維德---由馬鈴薯potato扮演
Obi VO:  Tader was once a pupil of mine, before he turned to Dark Side of the Farm. He's now more chemical than vegetable, twisted and evil. He betrayed and murdered your father, Organakin Skywalker.
Cuke: Ahhhh!!!
Tater:  Obi Wan never told you about your father.
Cuke:  He told me enough ... he told me you killed him!
Tater:  No ... I am your father.
Cuke:  That's really impossible! 嗯...馬鈴薯應該不會生出小黃瓜~XD
Tater:  Search your peelings, Cuke, you know it to be true! Join me, and together we can rule the supermarket as father and son!
Cuke:  Noooo, I'll never join you!






Obi VO:  Learn about the Farm Cuke, help the Rebels expose the Dark Side’s technological short cuts and their true costs. We must win this battle!
Obi VO:  Use the Farm Cuke! Stretch out with your peelings!
Obi:  It is up to you, Cuke. You're the rebels last hope. Isn't that right, Yogurt? 尤達---由優格yogurt扮演
Yogurt:  Strong with The Farm is he. But our last hope, Cuke is not. There is another ... [Yogurt points his cane at the screen] ... you!
Yogurt:  When the market you visit, you can keep your family and your planet safe from the Dark Side by choosing organic.
All:  May the Farm Be With You -- Always!



2010.05.09 jed
作者: xray1974    時間: 2010-5-9 23:41
真是好笑
不過看完之後有一點想吐耶

作者: 終極boss    時間: 2010-5-10 00:02
雖然看過了但是在看一次還是很好笑
作者: 小揚    時間: 2010-5-10 00:57
真是有夠搞笑的  

話說那些風暴兵的臉不知是不是一筆一筆畫上去的(是的話那也太強了)
作者: 蹦太君    時間: 2010-5-10 03:12
風暴兵真是可愛阿
作者: 放客機    時間: 2010-5-10 04:18
雞蛋來當白兵太適合了

數量實在夠多....
作者: 卡利龍    時間: 2010-5-10 19:45
哈!
真的很爆笑呢!
作者: 拉薩ㄈ伊亞    時間: 2010-5-10 22:55
真是有夠搞笑的  

話說那些風暴兵的臉不知是不是一筆一筆畫上去的(是的話那也太強了)
小揚 發表於 2010-5-10 00:57



那些蛋還能吃嗎
作者: sean641398    時間: 2010-6-17 22:46
好好玩喔
雞蛋當白兵ㄝ
作者: clone    時間: 2010-11-29 21:31
好笑感謝分享
作者: davidlego    時間: 2010-12-11 18:48
尤達遲早會溶化




歡迎光臨 玩樂天堂 pockyland (https://pockyland.tw/) Powered by Discuz! X3